BelowDeckMed (S03E09) Panic at the Deck-0

The crew is back at it for this episode of BelowDeckMed.

Hannah’s birthday party ends with a burn as Kasey witnesses firsthand JDouche kissing Brooke at the table after having flirted with her all evening.

Too bad Brooke can’t wake up from whatever curse she’s under to think he’s a prince charming instead of grim reaper.

Not only is Kasey’s hopes dashed, but so is Colin’s, who’d just confessed to having a crush on Brooke too.

What is it with this girl?  Do accents make guys stupid as well?  Maybe I should start practicing my fake accent.  Or not.

The crew get the day off before the next guest, the Oniongate guy, comes onboard.

Adam seems to genuinely regret last year’s incident, and throws out every vegetable in the onion family.  In my opinion, he should’ve tossed that trash bag over the side of the boat just to double check that it won’t happen again.

The crew heads to the beach, relaxing on a gorgeous catamaran. Jwowo and Brooke have a heart to heart after “kissing” after Hannah’s party.

Jwosow then goes and tries to make nice with Kasey, who was in the kitchen when he and Jamie where discussing his feelings for Brooke.  She told him to buzz off, and he sulked over to the rest of the group, who basically told him the same thing.

Jwow is the male version of Malia, except more obvious and oblivious at the same time.

The kid does not handle rejection well at all.

Poor Colin is upset as well, and having flashbacks to when college friends stole the girl he was interested in as well.

I don’t get it.  As cute as Colin is, why aren’t all the girls fighting over him?

Jdouchbag and Brooke snuggle every chance they get, in front of the rest of the crew, pissing everyone off, especially Hannah,

who’s warned Brook repeatedly that he’s an ass.

Brooke says to leave it alone and she doesn’t want to hear anymore negativity from Hannah.

That’ll go over well.

They talk about Zimbabwae, and Jdouche says Brooke should come visit, that she’d love it.  He’s a proud Zimbabwaen, did you know that?  Even though he retells the horrors he and his mom have been through.

The stories are heart breaking, but at this point, I just don’t believe a word out of his mouth.

The new charter starts,

and right before Jamie is down with the flu and Hannah has an anxiety attack.

Not the best way to start the charter, but for once Sandy is very supportive of Hannah and tells her to rest.

So to recap, we’re two crew members down, and Kenny from Oniongate is back on the ship.  Brooke is in charge over Kasey, and no one’s there to check Adam.

What could possibly go wrong?

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