BelowDeckMed (S03E15) One Million Percent

The crew’s night out continues on tonight’s BelowDeckMed

Hannah and Conrad seem to really be over, and Brooke is questioning Jdouche’s constant flirting.

They split up as half the crew want to go clubbing, and the rest want to go back to the boat.

Brooke goes with them to keep an eye on Jdouche and Kasey, and as the night goes on,

she gets more and more insecure and paranoid about their relationship.

The night ends on an awkward note.

Brooke, fed up with Jdouche and Kasey’s flirting, has a fit and calls everyone wankers and tells them to f*ck off.

Way to keep it classy Brooke.

Like it’s their fault you let Jdouche keep flirting with Kasey all season?  You never once told him to stop.

That pisses Colin off, especially since he’s had a thing for Brooke the whole season.

He goes to her and tries to comfort her, maybe using this chink in the armor to get his chance?

Honestly, why is everyone still falling for the Brooke’s a sweetheart routine?

If she didn’t have that accent and doe eyes, they’d be calling her a materialistic man whore like Hannah.

Just saying.

The next morning, Booke (in typical Brooke fashion) is so fuzzy from all the tequila she cant remember why shes mad.

She just remembers that she should be.

If you’re that drunk that often, and having blackouts, you might be an alcoholic.

Again, just saying.

The crew gets ready for the last charter guests of the season.

Let’s hope what happened last night stays with last night, and doesn’t cause the crew to implode on itself.

There’s so much awkwardness this charter you could cut it with a spoon.

Colin and Jamie get mad when Brooke and Jdouche are face grabbing each other at crew lunch, and the primary’s daughters absolutely HATE his girlfriend, who’s years younger and not that bright.  *cough gold digger *cough cough*

The guests head out to the caves and have a great experience, except for the girlfriend, who definitely isn’t the brightest tool in the shed.

While on the Jet ski, instead of following Jamie’s advice, she does her own thing, and crashes into the yacht.  First time that’s happened, I think, ever.

Clearly, the primary’s not with her for her brain.

I can definitely understand why his daughters hate her.

They get ready for dinner and Adam calls the primary’s daughters “daddy’s girls.”  Am I the only one who thinks of Karen’s website from Shameless when I hear that phrase?  Is it just me?  Let me know if you thought that too.

The girls talk to Brooke about her tattoo, and they bring up that they want to get one in honor of their mother, who passed away recently.

And I think I just realized the real reason they hate Trish.

Not that there isn’t a lot to choose from.

They’re talking about the tattoos, when Trish buts in and talks about how much they hurt, saying she has a tramp stamp, so she’d know.

Que the crickets.

Like, is anyone surprised by that?

She also gets this look on her face like “are we seriously talking about the mother again?” anytime the girls bring it up.

Which is often.

Clearly, there’s a lot going on in this family that a vacation’s not going to fix.

The awkward family dinner continues as Trish keeps asking why everyone’s so quiet.

“We’re so boring.  Well, not me, I’m not boring.  Why aren’t we talking more?” just completely  oblivious to the fact the girls hate her.

I don’t think I’ve seen a primary guests family so awkward in a long time.

At least it’s not the crew’s fault the guests aren’t happy.

Kasey finally confronts Jdouche about their relationship and asks if she hadn’t left that night he kissed Brooke, would they be together.

He says yes.  Like we didn’t already know that.

Jdouche seems to be trying to hedge his bets in case Brooke throws his ass to the curb like she should’ve done a long time ago.

What did you think of tonight’s BelowDeckMed?  Let me know in the comments.  Have you had to deal with evil step mommy want to be like Daddyz Girls?  I sure have.  I definitely feel for them.  Brooke, I could care less about at this point.  She’s dug her own grave.  Colin, hon, I love you but going after Brooke?  Really?  You’re so much better than that.  Anyway, let me know in the comments what you thought of the episode.