Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (S03E10)

This is the recap of the tenth episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. This post is dark and full of spoilers.

Vinny is not putting his best foot forward. Get it? Foot forward (drum roll). He still has not informed Chippendale’s that he has sprained his ankle and the date for his show is creeping up.

However, judging by the suite they secured for his stay, they are expecting a significant return on their investment. His mom Paula has an old school solution for his ailing foot: frozen vegetables.

The rest of the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation crew are getting prepared for their trip. Chris is laying down the ground rules for Angelina. According to him, there will be no lap dances or heavy drinking during the trip.

It is almost as if he has no idea who he is dating.

angelina chris - Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (S03E10)

Bro Time

Pauly and Vinny are worried about Ronnie. They are following his social media  and he is posting an exorbitant number of pictures of his baby. This is a red flag, as they suspect this is because of more drama involving Jen.

Ronnie visits Pauly the next day. Ronnie claims there is no friction between him and Jen, but Pauly does not believe his story. However, Ronnie does reveal he bought a home in California and will be leaving Las Vegas. He also has another interesting tidbit to announce: Jen does not want to be around the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation crew anymore.

Well, don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Prank War Champion!

What would a season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation be without an elaborate prank by DJ Pauly D?  He is concocting a scheme to fly Uncle Nino into Las Vegas  so he can perform at Vinny’s show.

What can possible go wrong?

Jenni is home packing her bags for her trip to Vegas. She is feeling apprehensive about introducing her new boyfriend to the rest of the heathens.

This poor guy is about to enter a pool filled with sharks while wearing a chum filled bathing suit and he does not even know it.

Endless Love

Seeing his boyfriend riding around in a beat up manual scooter was the final straw for Pauly. Pauly surprises Vinny with a motorized scooter so he can ride in style.

They dubbed it the…choochmobile!

Deena and Angelina arrive and head straight to Vinny’s suite. They announce their intentions to stay with Vinny and Vinny will allow it as long as Angelina does not stay too.

Good luck with that, Vinny.

To the shock of nobody, Angelina does not react well to Vinny’s suggestion. Vinny drives into Angelina’s luggage and she slaps him in retaliation.

It’s like deja vu all over again!

Sober Struggles and Adventures with Oil

The crew is nervous about Ronnie’s sobriety and his romantic relationship with Jen.  They also discuss Jenni’s new relationship, concerned that she involves herself with men too fast.

However, as far as Deena is concerned, all she cares about is that Jenni is happy. They also make the astute point that Ronnie is the last person who should be giving relationship advice.

I can’t say that I disagree.

rahn stahp 300x300 - Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (S03E10)

The crew makes their way to a bar where they play a large game of Jenga. Except, this game has unusually large stakes as the loser has to oil up Vinny for his strip show.

And as if there was ever any doubt, Angelina promptly loses.

The show ends as Vinny is disrobing and Angelina is preparing to administer the oil on his body.

At least, oiling up Vinny was NOT on the list of banned activities.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacations airs Thursdays at 8:00 PM Eastern Time on MTV.