This is the recap of the eleventh episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. This post is dark and full of spoilers.
We are in the aftermath of Oilgate!
Ronnie is being unusually quiet with all his attention being spent on his phone. Usually, when he is this quiet, a domestic situation is brewing.
The Jersey Shore: Family Vacation crew visits an Italian restaurant and Vinny flirts with Angelina by lecturing her on how to hold a wine glass properly. Angelina pulls out an old picture of her and Vinny together in high school to further dispel the notion that they did not know each other prior to the show.
They seriously need to just bang already.
In honor of Big Daddy Sitch, the crew orders one of every item on the dessert menu. We all know how Big Daddy Sitch loves his desserts.
However, all this eating does not come without casualties. The Keeto Guido is tootin’, and by tootin’, I mean passing ass gas.
Prank War Champion!
Pauly D calls Uncle Nino to confirm that he is on his way to Las Vegas. Uncle Nino is looking for his speedo so that he can surprise Vinny when he performs his show.
Vinny is going to be so embarrassed.
The crew is concerned about Ronnie. He is in the beginning stages of a Ronpage. Pauly describes a Ronpage as a pissy look on his face; his head buried in his phone; disheveled hair; and storming into the bathroom.
He is a ticking time bomb.
Ronnie, my dude, based on your previous relationships, you should probably sit this one out.
Strip Club Balance
To offset all the macho beef that will be on display at Vinny’s show, Pauly announces they will be visiting a female strip club after the festivities. Ronnie will not partake due to his sobriety and this is one of the wisest decisions he has ever made. Angelina receives a message from Jen. According to Jen, Ronnie has been missing in action for over a week.
The drama in their relationship never ends.
J is Wowed
Jenni arrives and they immediately get turnt up at the pool party. The liquor is flowing and the thotties are prancing around half naked. Mike calls and they are overjoyed to hear from him. He shares some motivational words like only he can.
Jenni cannot stop talking about her new boyfriend. She is a smitten kitten. The episode ends with Jenni grabbing Angelina’s phone to read the messages Jen is sending her.
The fireworks should continue next week.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacations airs Thursdays at 8:00 PM Eastern Time on MTV.