Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (S03E12)

This is the recap of the twelfth episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. This post is dark and full of spoilers.

The pool party is in full blast. The Jersey Shore: Family Vacation crew are enjoying the festivities. Angelina’s wardrobe malfunctions and Jenni is anxious about the Ron and Jen drama. She remembers her fight with Ron from last season and does not want to repeat the same behavior. You would think the correct course of action would be to not get involved in Ron’s relationship.

But, this is Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Of course, she gets involved.

Jenni invites Jen to go out with them to the strip club after Vinny’s performance. I do not know how she thought this was a good idea, but, who cares?

This makes great television.

Prank War Champion!

Pauly is confirming with Uncle Nino about their prank on Vinny. Uncle Nino plans on stripping on stage during Vinny’s show.

Paola arrives to show Vinny some support for his show. Deena astutely observes Jenni is being hypocritical by involving herself in Ron’s relationship after she fought with him for not respecting her privacy in her divorce with Roger.

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Vinny is mentally preparing for his show. He inserts his manhood into a sock and the visual is as disturbing as it sounds. Uncle Nino arrives and the prank is set.

It’s Showtime!

The show begins and Vinny looks like a natural. He is dressed in the stereotypical male garb such as a construction worker.  Paola is so proud she begins crying, and Ron expertly points out it is kind of weird seeing Vinny’s mother so proud of him for being a stripper.

Angelina is in her element and is enjoying the naked men a little too much, however. Vinny lathers up his body in a simulated shower show while maintaining eye contact with Ron and it creeps Ron out. Jenni joins Vinny on stage and he bends her over and thrusts his penis onto her.

The whole vibe is incestuous.

Totally unexpectedly (not), Angelina runs on stage too. She is not wearing underwear but still finds it appropriate to straddle a stripper.

The kooka is in full view.

I am pretty sure Chris will have something to say about that.

She literally broke every rule he laid out for her.

The episode ends as Uncle Nino runs on stage and Vinny is flabbergasted to see him.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacations airs Thursdays at 8:00 PM Eastern Time on MTV.