Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (S03E09)

This is the recap of the ninth episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. This post is dark and full of spoilers.

The roommates feel the effects from last night’s drunken partying. Jenni wakes up the next morning still drunk and everyone else is hungover.

Well, you know what they say about hangovers: That’s God’s way of telling you that you rocked the night before.

Jenni is oblivious to the prior nights events involving 24 and Angelina.  However, Vinny and Angelina remember and they discuss what happened. Angelina is relieved someone else saw the incident and Vinny is firmly on Angelina’s side as he agrees that 24’s actions were inapprope.

Carb Overload

Vinny is finished with his residency in Chippendale’s and it is now time to eat! Pauly planned a surprise feast for his boyfriend.

And when I say feast, I mean feast. There is a smorgasbord of pizzas and meats. But, Vinny stays true to his keto guido lifestyle and does not indulge in the delicious assortment of carb filled heavenly cuisine. Vinny takes a bite of pizza and then spits it out.

I guess you can say he’s a spitter not a swallower.

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Denial

Angelina and Chris are discussing the 24 situation while Vinny is informing Jenni about what he saw. Jenni is in total denial.  Angelina joked with 24 and Jenni about having a threesome in Begas and because of that, Jenni does not believe Angelina’s story.

Angelina is hanging out with Deena and pleading with Deena to not take sides. Deena is more concerned about her son’s upcoming baptism. Deena is adamant about not having any drama during the ceremony.

Spinning for Charity

Pauly D. is performing at Headliners. The event is to support cancer research. Vinny, Angelina, Chris and Ron are there and Vinny explains to Chris what happened with 24. Vinny agrees with Angelina that 24 got too comfortable with her too fast and explains that it is okay for them to tease Angelina because they are family while 24 is new.  Ron relentlessly roasts Vinny for calling Angelina family. However, Vinny does fail to mention 24 grabbed Angelina’s waist.

Perhaps he was just trying to not stir up anymore drama?

Awkward

Angelina and Chris are travelling to CJ’s baptism and she is feeling apprehensive about being in the same room with Jenni and 24. Deena splits up the roommates to avoid drama but this only makes it more awkward. The tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife. 24 runs into Angelina and Chris at the bar and Chris’s blood is boiling.

Angelina and Nicole attempt to talk out their differences but it does not help. Nicole storms off after the conversation. Angelina and Chris leave to avoid any conflict but the preview for next week’s episode shows getting into a physical confrontation.

Stay tuned!

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation airs Thursdays at 8:00 PM Eastern Time on MTV.